THE MAFIA 2013 April Fools Madness

[Barry the Nomad]

no way man. shes a cartoon! cmon maaaan!

[DJaw]

Aw man barry u got disgusting taste. You honest with us please tell if you homo.

[Bimbo19xx]

Damnnn she is ugly barry. Admit that semmie is right. She really looks like a man. Semmie has a point

[semmie]

Damnnn she is ugly barry. Admit that semmie is right. She really looks like a man. Semmie has a point

man thats what im trying to tell him. but like i said beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. he says that the girl i posted is ugly. speaking of weirdness

[max_cady]

I would like to apply for a job as en entry-level enforcer to da highest bidder, yo.

I ain't playin' around, see...

If the boss says you gotta pay, I'll come to collect. Any funny business and I just might have to be unpleasant.

[Barry the Nomad]

u say beauty is in the eye of the beholder

but fuck dat the real beholder is my personal "man upstairs".

I'm talkin bout my bro Mikey who died last year in a forklift accident. http://themafia.segabits.com/?p=97

I'd do anything for him. i even did his mom and sister in one go. it was reallll nice.

anyway maybe u the real shemale semmie cuz you spoutin some real craz shizz werdz wif friendz 2013 remix style you know what im sayin?

i even wrote a rap:

semmie lemme finish cuz i got something to say
stayin in school is a-okay
they teach you shit that you don't know
like spellin "U" like "YOU" by addin "WHY" and "OH"

now i know you be trippin like Kevin Ware
yer leg be snappin back like you dont care
but i got some news for you, you in disrepair
your like Nick at Night and I'm Double Dare

[Barry the Nomad]

yo, i got this guy i want you to rough up. his name rhymes with "lemmie"

i dont want you to hurt him or anything really. jus smack him with a rolled up nintendo power, right on the ass. i want a red lil spot on dat haterz booty. red as Mario's hat, you dig? so not too hard, cuz i dont want a Sonic blue spot on diz boyz ass. just a lil Mario mark.

I'll give you 100 kudos if you do it.

[Barry the Nomad]

Contest time! Just reply to this topic and I'll give you some kudos points. Kudos mean nothing, but maybe someday u can trade em in for Battlefield 3 DLC or some shit.

[semmie]

maybe some day will u give us skittles? not the red ones pls

[Barry the Nomad]

okay

i was browsin the forumz n this dude named semmie started postin and i was like

[TJKitsune]

Oh!  I want the blue skittles! 

[Happy Cat]

im broke man, i only got 20 dollarz. lend me some gold

[TJKitsune]

Yo!  Lemme  up in dis shit, man!  How's one gotta join?

Do I gots'a beat down sum plumbers?  Smack a pink hedgehog 'round?  Maybe spraypaint all over some signs while tweaking out to Rob Zombie?

Le' a bro know, yo!

[crackdude]

yo crackdude quit lickin crack.

life is a battlefield

love is a battlefield

hardcore gaming is a battlefield

battlefield 3.

Snap homes, u shoud do dat markatering shit dawg

[crackdude]

PM me for sweet swag for your kudos