In order to hopefully better organize some of the recurring types of discussions here, and to provide various members with an outlet for their existential crises, I suggest the following catch-all sub-forums where people may wallow around in rage and misery:
Sega Business Expertise Deathmatch Pit - I know more about what's going on in the minds of Sega executives than you do... and I'll prove it with these ad hominem attacks!
Cynical Sega Burnouts' Wallowing Bog - Sega isn't as great as they once were because I'm a worried, tired adult with responsibilities now and it's all their fault.
Nintendo Fans Who Showed Up to Be Smug - We love our anemic trickle of incredibly well-polished sequels to our five IPs so much that we have plenty of extra time to show up and try to provoke Sega fans.
Incredible Plans for a New Sega Console I've Drawn Up on a Ratty Napkin - All of those MBAs with decades of experience in multinational business are too blind to see how successful my console design will be! Let's go for 500 signatures by June!
Any other ideas?