Let's Dance, Boys! - The Bayonetta Thread

[Barry the Nomad]

Dat ass so fine it needs its own thread!

I just completed the game today (half Normal, half Easy) and it was abso-fuckin-riffic!

BEST ending to a game in years! No, no. Not the plot. I'm talking (minor SPOILERS) the fake out credits, the additional boss fight, the funeral, the "she's back!" moment, the credits with playable bits and score within the credits, the pole dance, the ending screen, the awesome art gallery gift, the "Congratulations!" screen, the music video...

oof! It was just such a "thanks for playing", like I was actually rewarded for completing the game.

Now to get me some costumes. :D

[MadeManG74]

I agree the ending was awesome, very fun and entertaining.

Trust me though Barry, there is LOT more for you to uncover in this game even though you've finished the story. I've clocked over 60 Hours into the game, have 1000/1000 achievements and finished it on Normal, Hard and Infinite Climax, finished it on Normal in under 3 hours and I STILL have a shitload of things to unlock!

One of hte best games I've ever played.

[Pao]

Yep, there is a lot of unlockables! I could say more than any game I played this gen.
It feels like last gen, where devs would put all the content there instead of asking you to buy (download) a key to unlock it  :evil:

[Barry the Nomad]

I've heard that one can use the payphones to acquire certain items, I've also heard that destroying all the benches on the upper level of the train station and then jumping onto the train yields a halo payoff. So many little secrets!

Oh yeah, at 1:25...
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[Orta]

I've put 40 hours on it so far. I'm on my third playthrough right now, on Hard, Chapter 14. I'm planning to get all the achievements (which for me means beating the game on Hard and Infinite Climax) and, after that, there will still be an awful lot of things to collect.

I'm not sure I'll be up to doing this last part, I'm starting to have enough of Bayonetta. I can always farm some halos and use the cheats.  

Best game of the generation. Until Sonic 4, of course.

[max_cady]

I still haven't picked up the game again after completing it in Normal Mode(I want to get Lost Odyssey out of the way first).

But I want to try Easy Mode without being automatic.

That dance video is really great, by the way.

[Ulala5]

Finished it in normal hard and started to play it on infinite climax, almost 60 hours and still i have a lot of stuff to unlock  :shock:  One of the best action games of this generation, and maybe ever. It was ages that i didn't have so much fun on trying to do different combos with different weapons, and the minigame to the end of the chapters is sooo 80's, love it!

[STORM!]

My most awaited title! Awesome, but... the story is pure shit. HUGE SHIT! I still not undestanding(?) NOTHING!


 Let's see Vanquish.



T+

[Orta]

You play a game like this for the storyline?

Are you being serious? I'm not following.

[Happy Cat]

He thinks Kingdom Hearts CGI is better then SEGA graphics =P

[Sega Uranus]

Storm hated the music and wanted it to be more serious. :|

It is also funny how Kogen's joke topic with a similar title has way more posts.

[MadeManG74]

Storm hated the music and wanted it to be more serious. :|

It is also funny how Kogen's joke topic with a similar title has way more posts.

It's much easier to make posts in a joke thread, you just google image search bentley jones and post silly pics.

[Barry the Nomad]

Of course, we could just as easily google image search "bayonetta bare ass" and post what we find.

[Sega Uranus]

I no longer like Barry, he likes Bentley, he goes to Sonic Stadium, does not want Vectorman in SARS (probably not Joe or Orta either!) and masturbates to Bayonetta.

 :arrow:

As a cartoon legend once said: "Exit, stage right."

[Barry the Nomad]

I no longer like Sega Uranus, he dislikes Bentley, he goes to the official Sega Forums, does not want Bayonetta in SARS (probably not Cream or Rouge either!) and masturbates to Vectorman.

 :arrow:

As a cartoon legend once said: "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"