Valentines day... what a joke.
Guy: Look I put rosepettles on the bed :D
Girl:.... uh, ok?
Guy: you don't like it
Girl:.... sex is gonna be the same anyway.
....
Clearly you have never met a girl before... They aren't that smart.
Trust me, if girls werent into it, men wouldnt do stupid shit like that.
No man as ever thought
'you know what would make this sitation perfect? rose pettles'
... We just want bang bang bang. And then we want you to get off and put your junk away as SOON as we blow our load, because it's suprising how quickly we lose interest after and become down right repulsed by what we just did.
Thats 7 years of experience talking.
Edit: and possibly bring me a sandwich!