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« Reply #465 on: January 20, 2026, 12:24:11 am »
Nintendo demanded SEGA to put Mario’s foot in front of Sonic’s for Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games



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Hasegawa said in an interview with Arcade Attack Retro Gaming Network:
“There was artwork of Mario and Sonic and other characters standing on the field, and those artworks were used for the package, instruction manual, cover, the cartridge label, and things like that.
There was one small error and Sonic’s foot was in front of Mario’s foot, and Nintendo demanded us to change the priority. I still remember that.
We were like “Oh my God, we have  ...”

Article: https://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-demanded-sega-to-put-marios-foot-in-front-of-sonics-for-mario-sonic-at-the-olympic-games/

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« Reply #466 on: January 20, 2026, 07:55:59 am »
Nintendo demanded SEGA to put Mario’s foot in front of Sonic’s for Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games


 
Article: https://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-demanded-sega-to-put-marios-foot-in-front-of-sonics-for-mario-sonic-at-the-olympic-games/
So Sonic was a step out of line?

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« Reply #467 on: January 20, 2026, 11:07:03 pm »
So Sonic was a step out of line?

It's hard to control your step when you're too fast.



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« Reply #468 on: January 21, 2026, 10:27:54 am »
It's hard to control your step when you're too fast.


In yet Mario beating Sonic in Olympic race is believable?

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« Reply #469 on: January 22, 2026, 01:15:25 am »
In yet Mario beating Sonic in Olympic race is believable?

He might have a mushroom that could give him a super speed.


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« Reply #470 on: January 22, 2026, 07:06:22 pm »
He might have a mushroom that could give him a super speed.


Figured he'd dope for the Olympics.

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« Reply #471 on: January 22, 2026, 09:49:13 pm »
Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park launches March 26, 2026

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Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park brings new cooperative and competitive gameplay to the Flower Kingdom, in addition to other new content and enhancements specifically for Nintendo Switch 2. Gather friends and family and visit Bellabel Park, a new area of the Flower Kingdom that features two large plazas filled with attractions. Team up or face off in challenges like Fast Cash: Tip Tap’s Coin Spree where you collect as many gold coins as you can, or Knock ‘em Back: Bubble Blaster where you duke it out and try to survive with the ...

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« Reply #472 on: January 22, 2026, 09:50:18 pm »
Figured he'd dope for the Olympics.


But there's no way you arrest him.
He got the best legal team in the world, the Nintendo lawyers ninjas.

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« Reply #473 on: January 23, 2026, 08:50:25 am »
But there's no way you arrest him.
He got the best legal team in the world, the Nintendo lawyers ninjas.
That is true.
I like to imagine Nintendo Ninjas are ninjas that are both private mercenaries and part of Nintendo's legal department. Nintendo will send a cease and desist. If you don't comply, they may send the ninjas.
They also send out the ninjas to threaten consumers who use grey-areas outside of Nintendo's legal reach to get what they want.

I mean, if my computer was utterly destroyed, would you believe me if I said "Ninjas destroyed my computer for playing Pokémon Legends Z-A on an emulator!"?


Also, given how old and renoun Nintendo are, to the point of a cultural icon of Japan. I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo has history with real-life ninjas.
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« Reply #474 on: January 25, 2026, 09:50:07 pm »
That is true.
I like to imagine Nintendo Ninjas are ninjas that are both private mercenaries and part of Nintendo's legal department. Nintendo will send a cease and desist. If you don't comply, they may send the ninjas.
They also send out the ninjas to threaten consumers who use grey-areas outside of Nintendo's legal reach to get what they want.

I mean, if my computer was utterly destroyed, would you believe me if I said "Ninjas destroyed my computer for playing Pokémon Legends Z-A on an emulator!"?


Also, given how old and renoun Nintendo are, to the point of a cultural icon of Japan. I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo has history with real-life ninjas.

While Nintendo had ninjas, SEGA a had better and scarier organization ... Yakuza!
No, not Yakuza the game franchise, real Yakuza!
Well, it's just a rumour but it's making sense since back then SEGA has many arcade centres all around Japan and the easiest to protect them by getting along with Yakuza.

Based on interview in John Szczepaniak's The Untold History of Japanese Game Developers series, the interviewee - speaking under the catch-all pseudonym Hideo Nanashi, tell this story when he hired a truck-mounted crane to drop an arcade machine in front of the rival company's offices to show he meant business:
"It was one of their game machines. I dropped it in front of their offices, smashed it. And I told them that one of their employees would be next. To show them that I was serious. That way they would feel ashamed of their actions, you know? It was easy for me to get a [REDACTED] arcade cabinet cheaply, so I bought one from a distributor.
I thought about robbing a [REDACTED] arcade, too, but that's much more difficult, and that would make me a criminal. With what I ended up doing, I could have been charged with something like unlawful dumping of garbage, but that's a minor offence. Whereas if I had robbed a [REDACTED] arcade, I would have been arrested. [REDACTED] was well-versed in using the underworld to get what they want, so if you're going up against them, you have to be smart. They're a big company, so if you try to fight them with ordinary methods, they'll work with the police and get the legal system to come after you. They might even pay off a politician, like a member of the National Diet. Who knows what they're capable of?
I just smashed it in front of their main office in the middle of the night. It was easy. The [REDACTED] headquarters are in [REDACTED] now, but back then they were near [REDACTED] Airport. Their office building was right in front of a major street, in a commercial district without any residential homes."

Also based on the interview, it's not just SEGA who uses Yakuza, other big gaming companies too. In Japan, you have these evil companies that always crop up, and unlike the West, in Japan there's a perception that "play" is bad, the opposite of hard work. So amusement-oriented industries inevitably become infested with evil companies and ties to the underworld. Take arcades, for example. In legal terms, they're covered under laws regarding the entertainment and amusement trades. So they're managed under the same laws that regulate the adult, or "pink", industry. Because of that, the underworld gets involved. The only companies that have been able to do business while staying clean are probably Nintendo and Namco.
 

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Re: The Fat Plumber Thread
« Reply #475 on: January 25, 2026, 09:54:51 pm »
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct 1.25.2026

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« Reply #476 on: January 25, 2026, 10:00:48 pm »
Three new amiibo figures also arrive March 26!







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-Elephant Mario
-Captain Toad & Talking Flower
-Poplin & Prince Florian

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« Reply #477 on: January 25, 2026, 10:03:48 pm »
Select My Mario products will be available at Nintendo NEW YORK and Nintendo SAN FRANCISCO on Feb 19.







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Introducing My Mario, a collection of products, games, and experiences inspired by Mario and his Mushroom Kingdom friends, designed for young children and their parents.

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« Reply #478 on: January 25, 2026, 10:05:35 pm »
Your "Nintendo Switch 2025" Year in Review has arrived!







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Check out not only your 2025 adventures, but memories from past years with your Nintendo Switch as well.
See your personalized review here in the link below.

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Re: The Fat Plumber Thread
« Reply #479 on: January 25, 2026, 10:06:31 pm »
Talking Flower — Overview Trailer

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No amiibo or video game functionality ("Talking Flower is not compatible with Nintendo Switch or Nintendo Switch 2")
No Wi-Fi, Bluetooth or AI functionalities
Is not a clock
Requires 2 AA batteries and a Phillips-head screwdriver, not included
Talking Flower
Releases 3/12/26

Link : https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/talking-flower-120835/