The 'Stupid Quotes From the Internet' Topic (Sega Edition)

[Sharky]

Every so often I see something so dumb I've got to laugh, here is a thread for such idiocy!


Here is a good one I saw today.

Oh god they better. The story of Sega this generation is of them making a big project HD game that tanks or otherwise underperforms, and then hitting up Nintendo's Mario and Sonic Olympic Sega Welfare Program for essentially a no strings attached grant.

Sega has Nintendo to thank for even being alive at this point.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32829268&postcount=12398


Thanks Nintendo, thanks.

[SEGA_Portuguese]

Sometimes, i see so much shit about SEGA in Neo gaf that my head almost explodes. The funny thing about there is that, they often say that SEGA is shit because is not releasing the games that they want to see SEGA releasing, but they dont have arguments to justify the release. So they are like: "oh yeah, sega is shit, they are not releasing this obscure game from the Genesis that sold 30.000 copies and  nobody remembers! " 

And a lot of other things. About the Nintendo Fanboy, this is normal. I read in a nintendo fanboy site   that :“about SEGA and Nintendo, the best for both parts is Nintendo buys SEGA”. Hahaha, i only can laugh.   And he was serious, is not like he was trolling or something.

[Happy Cat]

I laughed at what sharky posted, welfare grant, lol. Guy is probably mad because he cant play the true vision of Sonic Generations "The story of Sega this generation is of them making a big project HD game that tanks or otherwise underperforms" that sentence right there is what makes me think that.

[Barry the Nomad]

Some spazzy kid replying to SEGA's facebook post announcing a price cut for Samurai Bloodshow:

SEGA,WAIT!WAIT,WAIT
you cant give up to nintendo,FUCK nintendo and make your own game sytems again. in 1992 to 1998 you took 52% of the gameing market,YOU BEATED NINTENDO, and do you want to know why? because you where so deteminded to beat nintendo and thats why made sonic. you made him one of the most funest games when he first came out.Sonic 1,2,3, SONIC and KUNCLES and sonic cd where the reasons you where so good at the time.now with sonic unleashed, sonic colours and all the FuckING bad Mario and sonic at
the olympic game serise, you have mad a bad impresion of sonic to the new gamers of the 21st century.
Sega you need to act like you used to in 1992. you need to say to nintendo fuck you in the face and make sonic like he used to. give up all that new sonic bull shit and make sonics games as good as befor.
I know sonic generations is comeing out, but i think it will just be the same bullshit as now a days.POST THIS ON YOUR STAUTS AND SHOW THAT SEGA CAN STILL BEAT NINTENDO IF THEY HAVE THAT SAME DETEMINATION AS IN 1992.
if there is one thing sonic from 1992,is that graphics cant make a good game.
-Logan Young

Based on the spelling mistakes, I'd say this kid never even knew SEGA in 1992. "YOU BEATED NINTENDO" made me laugh.

[Chaosmaster8753]

Some spazzy kid replying to SEGA's facebook post announcing a price cut for Samurai Bloodshow:
Based on the spelling mistakes, I'd say this kid never even knew SEGA in 1992. "YOU BEATED NINTENDO" made me laugh.

It's even more funny that he uses some of the more well-received titles to make Sonic look bad, lol.

[Barry the Nomad]

"you need to say to nintendo fuck you in the face and make sonic like he used to"

words to live by.

[Sharky]

"you need to say to nintendo fuck you in the face and make sonic like he used to"

words to live by.

When I stand infront of my bathroom mirror wearing shirt and tie, holding my mug of black coffee ready to start the day I look myself dead in the eye and I say this exact sentance three times. It helps me get through the day.

[Chaosmaster8753]

On a different subject, but sorta related to all the SEGA/Nintendo wars going on in here, this is quite a surprise:

http://www.gonintendo.com/?mode=viewstory&id=166914

[ROJM]

Some spazzy kid replying to SEGA's facebook post announcing a price cut for Samurai Bloodshow:
Based on the spelling mistakes, I'd say this kid never even knew SEGA in 1992. "YOU BEATED NINTENDO" made me laugh.

Yeah but what is so funny about it? The fact he wants Sega to be great again and beat everybody's ass? Any blue blooded Sega fan would want to see that. Wait,.. i forget, they kind of a rare thing nowadays.

When I stand infront of my bathroom mirror wearing shirt and tie, holding my mug of black coffee ready to start the day I look myself dead in the eye and I say this exact sentance three times. It helps me get through the day.

Exactly I still have my old Yamaguchi doll with needles pinned to the wall in the kitchen. But Sega need to say FU to S*ny and Micro$oft too. But people seem to think Sega making a good Sonic game will be the answer to everything and make them return in making good games again, well they are making good games again just not sonic ones. The real answer is and always has been a return to hardware.

[Barry the Nomad]

It's funny because it is a long rant filled with misspellings on facebook, which is a reply to SEGA announcing an iOS game. Totally unrelated to whatever this spazzy kid is saying.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for SEGA being great again, but I have to laugh at folks who lose their shit and think SEGA being great = going off the handle and giving the finger to everybody. Really? That's how a company operates? Especially as a publisher, SEGA would be very very stupid to piss off the big three console makers. Also, he seems to consider Sonic Colors a game that gave Sonic a bad rep. Really? And he seems to think Generations will be awful.

I hope this kid isn't the example of a blue blooded SEGA fan. If thats how a blue blooded fan acts, I want to stay far far away from wierdos like that. I'd love to see how he'd write for a blog. lol

[ROJM]

It's funny because it is a long rant filled with misspellings on facebook, which is a reply to SEGA announcing an iOS game. Totally unrelated to whatever this spazzy kid is saying.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for SEGA being great again, but I have to laugh at folks who lose their shit and think SEGA being great = going off the handle and giving the finger to everybody. Really? That's how a company operates? Especially as a publisher, SEGA would be very very stupid to piss off the big three console makers. Also, he seems to consider Sonic Colors a game that gave Sonic a bad rep. Really? And he seems to think Generations will be awful.

I hope this kid isn't the example of a blue blooded SEGA fan. If that's how a blue blooded fan acts, I want to stay far far away from wierdos like that. I'd love to see how he'd write for a blog. lol

Dude, i get the point but really i can't fault the guy's passion regardless of his mistakes. I know you didn't mean to come across as such but it kinda read that you were showing him up for attacking nintendo.

As for sonic, yeah i hope generations will be good and that's alot for me to say considering i've never been a sonic fan. But the reality of seeing sonic in his glory may have past because of the purpose he was originally designed for has now long been defunct.

[Barry the Nomad]

No, I don't care about his attacks, though I did find them funny in their over aggressiveness.

Generations is good, so we don't have to worry about that. 

[max_cady]

It's not just at NeoGaf guys. The comment section on Eurogamer.net is filled to the brim with equally mindboggling quotes.

You can read some douchie comments on this article.

[ROJM]

Does this just have to include what posters have said, because some websites have come up with ridiculous things as well,like the time when Kotaku actually made Simon Jeffery look good in that statement and come to think of it poorly conducted interview they did a few years back. And they still keep making ignorant statements about Sega.

[Berto]

So many tiring-to-read comments too in the SEGA Official Facebook page,
like commenting with non related-topic complaints for example :
- localization begging for some Japanese-only games (PS Nova),
- port begging for some exclusive games (Tembo for WiiU),
- sequel begging for franchise they loved (SOR 4, Shen Mue 3)
Some wants Dreamcast 2 too.

I think SEGA's Facebook Admin was finally used to it,
they even answer some comments with troll like this one attached :