But I gots no Sonic waifu!
Choose one of them. Most of them are still single.

Note: You can't choose Cream though.
If our freedoms are outlaw, then it is only the outlaws who are free.
"Love is the ultimate outlaw."
Maybe they're safe from Nintendo's legal team there?
As long as they're free, they are safe.
If money's involved, Nintendo ninjas would suddenly show up from nowhere.

If I ever get the game, we can race sometime.
I'll get the game ... but not day one. I'm still salty for getting Team Sonic Racing day one and barely playing it.