SEGA Live Action Movies Thread - "Of course I want a latte!"

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'Demon Slayer' Netflix Live-action Adaptation is in works.

Sourced from insider @DanielRPK, the platform wants to take advantage of the film’s record-breaking momentum and is aggressively fast-tracking a live-action adaptation to harness the blazing momentum sparked by the movie.

Source: https://x.com/AnimeTokki/status/2076345534600589813

[Mystic Monkey]

Uwe Boll has challenged Paul W. S. Anderson to a real boxing match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg28GKdIgyA

I don't know anyone else... who isn't a politician, with an ego as big as Uwe Boll. Thinking he has absolute authority over The House of the Dead film franchise despite Sega pawning the sequel off to Micheal Hurst given how bad the first was.

Boll: "Who, is the real king, of House of the Dead?"
Me: "I believe that's Takashi Oda."

The absolute jealousy from this guy is practically radiant.

Still, I dunno if Anderson has had any experience in boxing let alone would bother to respond to Uwe Boll over this. But even if the two fought, win or lose, Anderson's take on The House of the Dead would likely beat Uwe Boll's movie in box office. Hell, I bet it will beat Castle of the Dead as well.

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I don't know anyone else... who isn't a politician, with an ego as big as Uwe Boll. Thinking he has absolute authority over The House of the Dead film franchise despite Sega pawning the sequel off to Micheal Hurst given how bad the first was.

Boll: "Who, is the real king, of House of the Dead?"
Me: "I believe that's Takashi Oda."

The absolute jealousy from this guy is practically radiant.

Still, I dunno if Anderson has had any experience in boxing let alone would bother to respond to Uwe Boll over this. But even if the two fought, win or lose, Anderson's take on The House of the Dead would likely beat Uwe Boll's movie in box office. Hell, I bet it will beat Castle of the Dead as well.

Uwe Boll's kinda famous right now after his latest movie Citizen Vigilante sparked intense global controversy due to its plot centering on a wealthy veteran (Armie Hammer) who goes on a violent crusade against criminals depicted as migrants.



The movie became a viral phenomenon after Elon Musk promoted it on X/Twitter, even hosting the full film for free on the platform for 48 hours.
Critics overwhelmingly panned the film for its far-right, anti-immigrant messaging, resulting in single-digit ratings on platforms like Rotten Tomatoes but it only made him more famous.
So if you think his ego was already big back then, now it's a lot bigger.

[Mystic Monkey]

Uwe Boll's kinda famous right now after his latest movie Citizen Vigilante sparked intense global controversy due to its plot centering on a wealthy veteran (Armie Hammer) who goes on a violent crusade against criminals depicted as migrants.



The movie became a viral phenomenon after Elon Musk promoted it on X/Twitter, even hosting the full film for free on the platform for 48 hours.
Critics overwhelmingly panned the film for its far-right, anti-immigrant messaging, resulting in single-digit ratings on platforms like Rotten Tomatoes but it only made him more famous.
So if you think his ego was already big back then, now it's a lot bigger.

To Uwe Boll, negative attention is still attention. He calls it being "RAW" when really it's just lack on inhibitions to his ego.

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To Uwe Boll, negative attention is still attention. He calls it being "RAW" when really it's just lack on inhibitions to his ego.

Yeah, the best way to lower his ego is to ignore him. Pretty sure Paul W. S. Anderson ignores his challenge too.

[Mystic Monkey]

Yeah, the best way to lower his ego is to ignore him. Pretty sure Paul W. S. Anderson ignores his challenge too.

True. That and we dunno if Anderson can even box.

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True. That and we dunno if Anderson can even box.

Even if he can, it's not worth the risk.

[Mystic Monkey]

Even if he can, it's not worth the risk.

True. But still, be nice if someone put Uwe in his place. Like that scene in Kung Fu Hustle where Sing tries to act tough by picking on someone weaker than him, only for his picks to turn out to be tougher than expected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJS94oaK2Bo

I heard Uwe Boll once challenged anyone to open boxing match... and that he actually turned down applicants from those who actually had boxing experience and build.

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True. But still, be nice if someone put Uwe in his place. Like that scene in Kung Fu Hustle where Sing tries to act tough by picking on someone weaker than him, only for his picks to turn out to be tougher than expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJS94oaK2Bo

I heard Uwe Boll once challenged anyone to open boxing match... and that he actually turned down applicants from those who actually had boxing experience and build.

So he only wanted to fight someone who had less experience in boxing than him?

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Angry Birds ULTIMATE Football Challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd3icRneOgc

[Mystic Monkey]

So he only wanted to fight someone who had less experience in boxing than him?

Yeah, it was called "Raging Boll" where he boxed five of his worst critics. He beat them all. But I think it was stated he picked them out himself from all other critics that challenged him.

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Yeah, it was called "Raging Boll" where he boxed five of his worst critics. He beat them all. But I think it was stated he picked them out himself from all other critics that challenged him.

It's kinda like Shadow chooses Tails, Amy, Wade, Big, and Froggy fights against him one by one, but not Sonic, Knuckes, or Silver.

[Mystic Monkey]

It's kinda like Shadow chooses Tails, Amy, Wade, Big, and Froggy fights against him one by one, but not Sonic, Knuckes, or Silver.

He would mostly choose Tails. How many times have Shadow round-house kicked him in the head?

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He would mostly choose Tails. How many times have Shadow round-house kicked him in the head?

He just hates him because he's smarter than him.

[Mystic Monkey]

He just hates him because he's smarter than him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOYGG0sLpbw