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[Sega Uranus]

Suffer like Drunk.G did?

Wasn't that how SEGA Nerds was born?  

[crackdude]

Yuji Naka is awwwright......

[Monkeroony]

Suffer like Drunk.G did?

Wasn't that how SEGA Nerds was born?  

Ho ho ho, Although I think it was Chris that caused the site to move to that hell hole.

Where is Chris now anyway, haven't seen a picture of him shirtless for a while!

[George]

You mean Chris?

[Monkeroony]

You mean Chris?

I do mean Chris!

[George]

Long story short, but when Chris started the "deals" about the Kartel, it was not called that at all. They had like "Nerd Herd" in all the pictures I saw. Lame, I know.

They also had a way better deal in place, then it changed when Chris was away and G was in charged.

[MetaKraken_PSN]

Yesterday was horrid. You don't want to know. Trust me.

[crackdude]

Today I had one of the best lunch meals since December.

[Aki-at]

We do not have a "How was your day topic"

[Snowcat]

...we should have a how was your day topic... it will by far less intense then alot of the topics on here.... I hope

[MadeManG74]

HEY AKI-AT LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

<MadeMan>: I can't divulge that information

<Aki-at>: Yes

<MadeMan>: Psst

<Aki-at>: WHY NOT?

<MadeMan>: It was Guus Hiddink

<Aki-at>: !!!

*** Aki-at is now known as Guus_Hiddink

<MadeMan>: GUUS!

<Guus_Hiddink>: MY LONG LOST SON!

<MadeMan>: Father!

<Guus_Hiddink>: SON!

<MadeMan>: Dad!

<BuzzTron_451>: Aki

<BuzzTron_451>: You dickhole

<BuzzTron_451>: what were the unreleased DC games

<Guus_Hiddink>: OFFSPRING!

<BuzzTron_451>: that got leaked

<MadeMan>: Don't talk about my dad that way Buzz!

<Guus_Hiddink>: WHO IS THIS MAN?!?

<MadeMan>: How dare you call him a dickhole

<BuzzTron_451>: Fine

<Guus_Hiddink>: HE SOUNDS AMERICAN!

<BuzzTron_451>: I is sorry, Guus =(

<MadeMan>: get your russian soccer players to beat him up if he does it again dad

<Guus_Hiddink>: IT IS OKAY

<Guus_Hiddink>: HAHA I CAN!

<Guus_Hiddink>: THE RUSSIANS PLAYERS ARE BIG AND STRONG

<BuzzTron_451>: =O

<Guus_Hiddink>: BUT HAVE EMO HAIR CUT!

<Guus_Hiddink>: Hey guys Jon continues to be gay

<MadeMan>: What did he do now?

<Guus_Hiddink>: If the Dreamcast was $249.99, he would not have paid for it

<BuzzTron_451>: >:/

<BuzzTron_451>: That fag.

<BuzzTron_451>: I paid $100 for mine, ROFL!

<MadeMan>: I paid

<MadeMan>: $500

<MadeMan>: Australian

<Guus_Hiddink>: I GOT IT FREE BECAUSE I AM GUUS HIDDINK

<BuzzTron_451>: Thats a lot.

<MadeMan>: Why didn'y you buy one for me Dad!

<Antikrist>: Sega sent me a dreamcast for free

<MadeMan>: Sega PAID me to take a dreamcast

<Guus_Hiddink>: SON, YOU WERE STILL LOST!

<Guus_Hiddink>: I ONLY FOUND YOU TODAY!

<MadeMan>: Oh yeah

<MadeMan>: Of course!

<Antikrist>: Sega gave me a bonus check of 5 million

<MadeMan>: to play he dreamcast?

<Antikrist>: yes

<BuzzTron_451>: I'm-a get Hundred Swords and Puyo Puyo Fever burnt.

<BuzzTron_451>: Go me!

<MadeMan>: pfft

<MadeMan>: those games are tremendously bad

<Antikrist>: <BuzzTron_451> I'm-a get Hundred Swords and Puyo Puyo Fever burnt.

<Antikrist>: <BuzzTron_451> Go me!

<Guus_Hiddink>: I CANNOT BEAT IT ANYMORE!

<Antikrist>: Person that killed the dreamcast

Guus_Hiddink shoots himself in the face, leaving MadeMan alone

<MadeMan>: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*** Guus_Hiddink is now known as Aki-at

<BuzzTron_451>: Maybe if I was burning them nine years ago.

<MadeMan>: *Deep Breath*

<MadeMan>: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

<Aki-at>: So what happened MadeMan?

<Antikrist>: Sega just lost -10 million due to Buzz

<Antikrist>: just now

<BuzzTron_451>: But back then i BOUGHT all my games

<MadeMan>: Aki-At!

<MadeMan>: you wouldn't believe it

<Antikrist>: I'm eating a apple atm

<Antikrist>: its red and tasty

<Aki-at>: What?

<MadeMan>: Pentarou burnt Hundred Swords and some puyo game

<MadeMan>: !

<BuzzTron_451>: Should I import Guilty Gear X and REZ?

<Antikrist>: why not

<Antikrist>: BLOW YOURSELF OUT

<MadeMan>: oh yeah, and also I found my long lost father, who happened to be guus hiddink, and he quickly committed suicide seconds before Aki-at returnd

<MadeMan>: It was horrible

<MadeMan>: I'm going to write a screenplay about it

<Aki-at>: OH SHIT MAN!

<MadeMan>: his death will not be in vain

<Aki-at>: That is pretty shitty =/

<MadeMan>: Yeah

<Aki-at>: At least you still have your fake father

<MadeMan>: you mean...

<MadeMan>: Arsene?

<Aki-at>: =OOOOOO

<Antikrist>: My father and Mother died when I was a kid, car crash

<Aki-at>: You are part French!??

<Antikrist>: my father used to drink and drive

<MadeMan>: My step father is Arsene

<Antikrist>: then on Oct 9th, they took their last ride

<MadeMan>: he took me in after guus hiddink lost me

<Aki-at>: Oh that...

<Antikrist>: I was 8 at the time, I had to move and live with my Grandma

<Aki-at>: So do you play at Arsenal? =O

<MadeMan>: Yeah

<Aki-at>: =OOOO

<MadeMan>: I once beat Manchester United by myself

<Aki-at>: Who are you?

<Aki-at>: OMG!!!

<Aki-at>: PATRICK!!!

<Aki-at>: ITS YOU!!!

<MadeMan>: I had to play Goalkeeper and Striker and Sweeper at the same time

<Aki-at>: What the fuck sweeper?

<MadeMan>: yeah

<Aki-at>: Some guy Austrilian term for winger I guess

<MadeMan>: no

<MadeMan>: I had to sweep up the stadium after the game

<Aki-at>: OHHHHHHHHH

<MadeMan>: we fired the janitors

<Aki-at>: YOU ARE EBOUE!

<Aki-at>: I know it!

<MadeMan>: because I did a better job

<Aki-at>: Ebouuuueeee!

<MadeMan>: yes?

<Aki-at>: But you never beat Manchester...

<MadeMan>: the game wasn't televised

<MadeMan>: because the Man Utd sponsors

<MadeMan>: were too embarrased

<MadeMan>: to see their team lose by so much

<MadeMan>: to one person

<Aki-at>: =OOOOO

<MadeMan>: I thrashed them 27 - nil

<Aki-at>: Eboue why are you never awesome on the televised games? =(

<MadeMan>: A handful of reasons

<Aki-at>: Such as?

<MadeMan>: I'm holding myself back so I don't get traded to another richer club

<MadeMan>: because I'm loyal to my team

<Aki-at>: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh =O

<MadeMan>: so I only play to my full capacity on the un-televised games

<Aki-at>: That makes sense

<MadeMan>: so that nobody will bid huge money

<Aki-at>: But wait...

<Aki-at>: I;;d rather you have one good seasons with us, win something and get sold for big bucks, then have no good seasons and win nothing =(

<Aki-at>: Also Arsenal are the third richest in the world anyway...

<MadeMan>: but I do win mad crazy games

<MadeMan>: but, the TV companies refuse to televise them

<MadeMan>: because the ratings would be shit if it was just me winning every week

<MadeMan>: so they don't televise the real games

<MadeMan>: and re-enact the games on Fifa 08 and televise that instead

<Aki-at>: So are we really winning everything then?

<MadeMan>: yeah

<Antikrist>: HELPING THE WORLD TO SEE

<Antikrist>: That this soccer talk is gay

<MadeMan>: we haven't lost a game in the last 4 years

<Aki-at>: 0.0

<MadeMan>: but FIFA has been providing false results to teh world to keep their ratings up

<Aki-at>: Shame about your real father though

<MadeMan>: its the single most elaborate and intricate conspiracy in the world

<MadeMan>: I have a feeling that Guus didn't commit suicide

<MadeMan>: but rather

<MadeMan>: he was Killed by Fifa, because he knew too much

<MadeMan>: he was going to go public and reveal everything

<MadeMan>: so they had Vieri kill him

<Aki-at>: OH SHIT THE ITALIAN?!?

<MadeMan>: yeah

<MadeMan>: he's actually an assasin

<Aki-at>: MUTHAFUCKER

<MadeMan>: a soccer player is just his cover

<MadeMan>: think about it

<Aki-at>: We should take him down Eboue

<Aki-at>: You and me

<MadeMan>: He travels the world, meets important people, has loads of money

<Aki-at>: And Fruits

<MadeMan>: its a perfect cover for an international assassin

<MadeMan>: I agree

<BuzzTron_451>: hi

<Aki-at>: But that's like every football player ever

<MadeMan>: you, me and fruits, and Maybe Buzz

<MadeMan>: we are going to blow this thing wide open

<Aki-at>: Yeah!

<BuzzTron_451>: fuck yes INCLUDE ME YOU BASTARD

<MadeMan>: Ok you can come too

Aki-at silenced by Vieri

<BuzzTron_451>: woo

<MadeMan>: Oh Shi-

<MadeMan>: Aki!

<BuzzTron_451>: I will show you the true ways of the ninja

<MadeMan>: Are you o

<BuzzTron_451>: Btw, Ryu Hayabusa > Joe Musashi

<Aki-at>: Of course I am perfectly fine

<Aki-at>: Noe Eboue

<Aki-at>: Give me your home address

*** MadeMan is now known as Del_Piero

<Del_Piero>: Its ok Vieri

<Aki-at>: What the fuck?!?

<Del_Piero>: I have taken care of MadeMan

<Del_Piero>: He won't be a problem anymore

<Aki-at>: Piero I am going to kill you for sleeping with my wife!

<Aki-at>: Bastard!

<Del_Piero>: Hahahaha

<Aki-at>: I said threesome with your wife!

<Aki-at>: Not mine!

<Del_Piero>: You can't kill the undead!

<Aki-at>: But...You're still alive

*** Del_Piero is now known as Vampire_Del_Piero

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: Thats what I wanted you to think!

<Aki-at>: Oh shit!

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: You miserable pile of secrets!

<Aki-at>: But I'm in Japan

<Aki-at>: So it's day time here

<Aki-at>: So you can't kill me...

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: Thats an old story

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: I do not get killed by sunlight, though I despise it

<Aki-at>: What?

<Aki-at>: That's a lie cause

*** Aki-at is now known as Van_Hellsing

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: YOU!

<Van_Hellsing>: I am actually Dr Van Hellsing!

<Van_Hellsing>: I have found you Dracula!

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: Curse you Hel-

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: wait....

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: Helsing only has one 'L' in it!

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: You're an imposter!

<Van_Hellsing>: I am from the anime Hellsing =/

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: He was still called Helsing

<Van_Hellsing>: Which Hellsing did you think I am?

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: The REAL Helsing

<Van_Hellsing>: Wait

*** Antikrist is now known as Jesus

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: Oh Shi-

<Jesus>: I'm from the Bible

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: Jesus is here

<Van_Hellsing>: Do you mean Robert Van Hellsing or D Van Helsing?

<BuzzTron_451>: f

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: D-Lo Brown Helsing

<Van_Hellsing>: Oh shit

<Vampire_Del_Piero>: YOURE MESSIN WITH THE REAL DEAL NOW!

<Van_Hellsing>: That's my cousin

*** Vampire_Del_Piero is now known as D-Lo_Brown

<Van_Hellsing>: So you must not be the Dracula I am looking for

<D-Lo_Brown>: GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE STREET

<Van_Hellsing>: Are you C Dracula

<D-Lo_Brown>: WOOO

<Van_Hellsing>: Or D D Dracula

<Jesus>: going to lay down and chillax my brothers

<D-Lo_Brown>: Sounds good Jaysis

*** Van_Hellsing is now known as Master_Splinter

<Master_Splinter>: D-Lo Brown!

<D-Lo_Brown>: Master SPlinter!

<Master_Splinter>: I know you work for the Shredder!

<D-Lo_Brown>: How are you dawg

<D-Lo_Brown>: say what?

<Master_Splinter>: Rat actually

<D-Lo_Brown>: pardon my ignorance

[Orta]

Tomorrow I have my driving exam. I'm not nervous or anxious or anything. Is this normal? I can potentially run over someone.

[Aki-at]

Those brings back memories, good memories, memories before...

The Kartel! :cry:

[max_cady]

Thinking of the post office strike. I have some mail to send.

[crackdude]

I have to study Einstein's Relativity Theory. Intense shit going on at light speed.