E3 is two weeks away, I am shocked no one made a topic yet!
What do you all expect? Besides, Shenmue III I mean!
My predictions:
---Microsoft:
- Says how great Xbox Live is, makes fun of PlayStation Network, but does not drop any names.
- Gears of War 3 campaign shown off, 4 player and score attack details shown off, like the Bayonetta stuff they added.
- Modern Warfare 3 demonstrated, Microsoft points out they get the first map pack again.
- Skyrim demonstrated, exclusive content revealed.
- Tomb Raider reboot trailer and then some guy from Square Enix Europe talks about it.
- Star Wars Kinect is shown, coming in a few months.
- Forza 4/Forza World shown off. They emphasize certain features that have been standard in the series since it started out.
- Project Kingdoms renamed, footage is shown.
- Kinect montage featuring some games we are kind of interested in, like Child of Eden, Project D and Rise of Nightmares.
- New or old Rareware IP teased, probably only for Kinect. Maybe named Googly Eyes as an early development joke?
- Kinect Gears of War rail shooter revealed, demoed, probably looks way cooler than it plays.
- Dance Central 2 is revealed in demonstration, someone embarrasses themselves.
- Sesame Street: Once Upon A Monster is demonstrated, actually looks really awesome and we all feel bad.
- XBLA montage. Maybe Gunstringger gameplay demonstration?
- Annoying Kinect montage with families playing together and laughing.
- Skype integration shown off by two annoying girls again. If one is the kind of hot Kinect Show girl, I will not complain.
- More Japan exclusive releases announced for Games on Demand service, maybe Akai Katana?
- Talk about how Netflix and other similar stuff is the future, new similar stuff announced.
- Halo 1 remake revealed, new map pack for Reach discussed.
- New Alan Wake game teased. Probably an XBLA and Kinect game.
- Zipline Kinect FPS project teased. Microsoft makes a big deal out of it, but nobody cares.
- BigPark shows the project that they have been working on, nobody wants it.
- Peter Molyneux comes on stage, says some stuff about emotions or something, hints at a new Fable, then leaves.
- Someone best known for making PlayStation games comes on stage and announces a big exclusive feature/game.
- Batman: Arkham City has Xbox 360 exclusive features, gameplay shown off or something.
- Metal Gear Rising is demonstrated.
- Something Portal related (it is on their invitation letter).
- Something unexpected happens!
---Nintendo:
- Reggie comes on stage smiling like a motherfucker and makes a few PlayStation Network and PlayStation Move jokes without dropping names.
- They mention how fast 3DS is selling, how DS and Wii have broken some records and show some charts. 3D is the future but not really or something.
- Wii Play Motion gameplay demonstration.
- The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword demonstration, still looks awful but people like me still eat it up. A trailer is shown after or before, revealed to be coming in a few months.
- They talk about how many great Wii games have come out over the years and say a ton more are coming, but only announce two and then show a montage of games over the years.
- They talk about Virtual Console, how games are still coming out (Chrono Trigger was just released) and how 3DS is going to get some stuff too, maybe have another montage.
- Big Wii game that is already out in Japan gets announced for everywhere else. PLZ BE THE LAST STORY.
- DSi price drop, maybe even 3DS gets one too (the latter is VERY UNLIKELY).
- Mario Kart 3D demonstrated with a whole group of people, maybe some in another country?
- Mario 3DS gameplay trailer revealed, people freak out.
- A third party shows off a big 3DS game, maybe Sonic Generations?
- One or two old IPs come back on 3DS or Cafe, people freak out.
- Pikmin 3 finally revealed, probably not for Wii. Maybe Cafe launch title.
- Project Cafe revealed, huge discussion on it takes place
- Tons of games for Project Cafe revealed, given trailers
- Nintendo reveals Project Cafe is getting a bunch of ports of other games, like Modern Warfare 3 maybe?
- Miyamoto runs on stage and spins around in circles while talking about his dog or something, plays a newly announced game with someone else.
- New Smash Brothers title for Cafe closes the show. More third party characters maybe?
- Something unexpected happens!
---Sony:
- Someone (maybe a group of people?) at Sony apologizes for the PlayStation Network outages, but assures everyone that it is normal again, and that it is better than ever.
- inFamous 2 demonstration, more gameplay details revealed, last trailer shown.
- Uncharted 3 campaign and multiplayer shown off, new trailer.
- Someone from Media Molecule comes on stage and talks about how they are revolutionary or something, Little Big Planet 2 DLC revealed, 3D being patched.
- Resistance 3 demonstration. Hopefully they do not get stuck behind a couch again.
- Some PlayStation Portable games shown off on PlayStation 3, God of War Portable Collection announced, dated for the end of the year.
- PSP steps its game up. But not really. Montage shown off.
- ExperiaPlay makes an appearance, but no one cares.
- Kevin Butler gets on the stage to waste time and pretends to be funny.
- Someone best known for making Xbox 360 games comes on stage and announces an exclusive feature/game.
- 3D and Move support demonstrated for at least three games.
- New features for PlayStation Plus announced.
- Netflix and other similar services discussed, PlayStation 3 to be the first platform to have 3D support on some of them.
- Ratshit and Tanked demonstrated with multiple people playing.
- Sly Cooper 4 teased.
- Twisted Metal demoed again, new modes shown off, coming soon.
- StarHawk demoed with a bunch of people in multiplayer.
- Team ICO games (collection and TLG) dated.
- Some Move games, maybe a montage? Sports Champions 2 maybe?
- Agent? lol
- More PlayStation 2 collections announced. PLZ JAK AND DAXTER
- WipEout Trinity teased, is a retail game
- Final Fantasy XIV still coming, probably will not suck as much.
- Big reveal that most of the games shown off so far have 3D and Move support.
- NGP stuff. LBP, Uncharted, ModNation, Invizimals 2, maybe God of War?
- Something unexpected happens!
