You may remember a good while ago now we reported that Sega was making games that- well, you pee on. The ‘console’ is pretty much a modified urinal, the controller? Your stream!
Sega does what Nintendon’t!
Toirettsu is essentially a mini-games collection, with an alternative control method where wee-waggling is not just accepted but encouraged! Remind you of anything?
In one example the harder you pee the stronger the wind which blows causing an onscreen reporters skirt to lift. Who are the target audience? Potentially every man that ever needed to pee! So forget the ‘Nintendo Wii’ Sega have put their own stamp on casual gaming market which I am dubbing the ‘Sega Wee’.
There is method in the madness; the more pee you get into the urinal the longer you can play which is a good way to deter drunks from peeing elsewhere, such as the floor- or on their shoes. You may laugh but I honestly think it is a brilliant idea, genius in fact. This could pave the way for a whole new era for urination! I honestly wouldn’t expect this kind of thing from any other videogame developer. Sega are like the mad scientists of the industry, sometimes it pays off and other times it fails miserably but I think this time they are onto a winner!
As the game is being rolled out in more and more public places in Japan we have some game play videos directly from Sega and yes- it’s as wacky as it sounds! You can see more videos below.
7 responses to “Toirettsu! – The game you pee on!”
Cannot wait for the walkthroughs to hit YouTube!
Of I guess they’ll appear on xtube.
Oh Japan and its open toilet humor. This stuff starts at childhood and never seems to stop. You should see some of the books the kids read at school… It would make some of you guys’ heads spin.
Honestly this is just sick
Great news!, so those game devs and big names who go to
hostess clubs for biz meetings wont make a mess at the toilets
as well as on their shoes anymore, NICE JOB SEGA!
(I am sure SEGA’s own staff and etc will benefit from this too, lol)
-Ali M. N
Yeah we know the Weekly Shonen Jump is full of juvenile humor and baby penises such as Gokus.
Gives “pissing match” a whole new meaning.